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>Be jeet
>Be in the worst recorded heatwave since the Earth was a molten ball of magma
>Go to refresh myself with a cool glass of cow piss
>It evaporates before it hits my mouth like in an old cartoon
>Go to take a dip in the local open sewer/river
>It's run dry
>Get hit by a train on my way home
>Get reincarnated as a dalit due to low izzat balance
>Repeat

Silence "woman in a field of wheat"!
"Anime woman in a field of wheat" is talking.

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