
Disillusioned Obama voter turned limited government libertarian. Has an Internet stream talking about politics.
>starts worshipping dæmon owl Stolas

Ghoulish hobo missing a tooth after being attacked by crazy chick he had living with him... in his parents' home. Failed woman beater. Alcoholic drama queen. Out of wedlock child, legal cases, dresses as a pirate in public. The list goes on.
Never do pacts with dæmons, lads. Stolas delivered mid pussy, and it was not worth it.