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>be me
>Larry the Cat
>Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office
>approval rating has mogged every other government official at 10 Downing Street for 15 years and counting
>wake up from nap
>start licking my balls
>notice prime minister is tearfully addressing the nation
>they're finally evicting this faggot from my house
>​start knocking all his shit off his desk
>mfw
Israeli Channel 14 News is now claiming Iran is using electromagnetic weapons to influence Donald Trump.

We’re visiting Monument Valley where I noticed this in a washed-out ditch. Can anyone out there identify what this long-buried car is? #weirdcarsofmastodon

good morning, im awake early to do things for a woman who didnt even say happy fathers day to me yesterday, and you?
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