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>"So, Spongebob ok,"
> "Spongebob lives in a pineapple under the sea."
> "Ok?"
> "You've heard of apples"
> "well this is a PINEapple."
> "A pineapple, "
> "ok?"

> "So how did he acquire this?"
> "It's because Spongebob"
> *underlines Spongebob four times*
> "is a freemason."
That actually sounds fucking terrible and completely antithetical to the entire fucking point. Ass in a Lion's skin indeed.
"No one who had ever seen a real lion would have been taken in for a moment"
- C.S. Lewis, The Last Battle.

When Lucy and Edmund learn they cannot return to Narnia again, Aslan comforts them by saying they'll know him again in their own world: "There I have another name. You must learn to know me by that name".

Aslan is more than an allegory for Christ, he is how the creatures of Narnia experience Christ in their world just as we experience Jesus Christ as an incarnate MAN in ours. The mockery continues.

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