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That time I reincarnated as myself, but 3 inches shorter (I’m cooked)
Indian TV is so funny on this attack from Pakistan
>THE PAKISTANI DOGS ARE FLEEING IN FEAR AS THEY BRACE FOR AN IMPACT FROM THE INDIAN ARMED FORCES. MAKE NO BLOODY MISTAKE SIR INDIANS WAS TARGETTED BY THESE ANIMALS AND NOW WE WILL HUNTING THEM DOWN
and he's supposed to be the neutral impartial host!
>get out of bed as soon as I wake up and run straight to my phone
“India and Pakistan still exist”
>hop in the shower, when I finish dry off my hand first so I can check my phone asap
“India and Pakistan still exist“
>refresh my timeline constantly with one hand while I brush my teeth with the other
“India and Pakistan still exist“
“India and Pakistan still exist“
“India and Pakistan still exist“
“India and Pakistan still exist“

It’s gonna be a long day
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