Ya know what?
I've spent the past several YEARS culturing the tone for this corny, Sunday-paper whitebread comic, because frankly, I tired of pushing cultural hot-buttons for twitch responses.
But recent news of dorky Christian nationalist trends make me wonder if it's not corny or whitebread enough to weather the future.
Why, this might seem downright scandalous to a fun-hating dullard.
I am a firm believer in the old ways of Christianity, the golden age where we could do whatever we wanted and then pay lip service to Jesus when it was convenient. This was the ultimate ironclad configuration for free and productive men. But we threw that away by not defending our correct Christian God when it mattered. (when bitches be talkin shit all stupid-like)
Now all the dignity that our Christian forebears cultivated for us by being well-read and stoic and shit, will be replaced by a dark winter of retarded Christian Bluegrass music. No longer culturally optional. Sung by men with impossibly high-voices.