I was under the naive impression that Germany had already clinched the gold medal in terminal national self-abasement, but the UK just sprinted past them while chugging warm ale and waving a rainbow lanyard, screaming “hold my pint, Hans, watch how it’s really done.”
UK speed-running 1980s conspiracy fanfic to explain why their favorite pedo financier wasn’t just a garden-variety Mossad/CIA/MI6 degenerate, but—checks notes—a literal Soviet superspy.
Peak clown world. 🏆🥴
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