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>Be D4vd
>Nigger
>make shitty lo-fi trash because bored
>get lucky with the algorithm and rocket to stardom
>fans are mostly children who found your shit on tiktok fortnite edits
>take 12 year old squatamalan child as your GF
>pedomaxxing
>squatamalan child(now 14) wants out and threatens to expose you ending your "musical career"
>kill her, chop her up, bag her and throw her in the trunk of your tesla
>park it somewhere and abandon it
>squatamalan dead, career saved
>Go on a Dexter Morgan larp tour with fake caskets and music about how you totally killed her
>get caught like the dumb nigger you are
turns out "chud" was the best slur libtards invented. It's way more palatable than "Nazi" or "White Supremacist". You can simply introduce yourself as "a bit of a chud" ppl with laugh and move on.
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