2028 Presidential debate
JD Vance vs John Fetterman
JD Vance: You know America is the land of exceptionalism, of American exceptionalism and American opportunity and uniqueness, there isn't anything as exceptionally American as America, it's what makes America America and not Communist China.
Moderator: Ok and Senator Fetterman over to you.
John Fetterman: The gas is too fucking high
(Crowd cheers)
(Woman asks Fetterman if he'll have their baby)
Moderator: Ok OK settle down audience, settle down we need to allow the candidates to respond. Ok and Mister Vice President your response..
JD Vance: Well it's like my father in law used to always say अगर तुम्हें कोई सड़क मिले, तो वहीं शौच कर दो।