@shampoobottle @bagofshit Americans are way better at not being faggots about the entire thing. Emotions never get involved. If you miss a scheduled hangout, nobody cries like a little bitch. If you do someone a favor, they're not trying to do a favor quick so they don't owe you anymore, because american friends don't count favors. And the big thing: nobody ever asks you if you want to "jack off like bros do". If I had a dollar for every time a fucking Canadian asked me that, I'd have at least a Benjamin.