Imagine being in your forties and still addicted to twitter bait, never growing as a person or developing any kind of deeper perspective on anything, wasting every day of your life on an endless cycle of feigned exasperation and smug ignorance, caring only for maximizing the upboats you get from the other middle aged losers that think being a dumb know-nothing fuckhead on social media is subversive because that's how the cool usenet kids did it back in the day (you weren't one of them).