@Loki @hideki
Never watched either

@Elfie @hideki @Loki Tom Cruise does it again

@Telvannichad @Elfie @Loki @hideki Never thought I'd be fighting soy side by side with a Scientologist.

@PunishedD @Elfie @Loki @hideki Hey, scientologists make good movies

@Telvannichad @Elfie @Loki @hideki >John Travolta has entered the chat

@PunishedD @Elfie @Loki @hideki ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL

(The book was actually okay, weird literal loan shark aliens come in to collect on debts the occupying aliens owed them near the end lol)

@Telvannichad @Elfie @Loki @hideki Yeah the first book was alright, but it felt like 2-3 books crammed into one. I didn't keep going after that.

@PunishedD @Elfie @Loki @hideki Seems like any sci-fi authors careers end in them trying to make a weird cult.

@Telvannichad @Elfie @Loki @hideki Scientology works.

@Eris @Elfie @Loki @hideki Future America will be fought over by the Scientologists who reveal their hidden cache of Xenu gifted technology, Mormons with 50cal Browning's, cartel raider gangs, the vile Ruinous Powers and their hordes of the lost and the damned ( US gov remnants ) and Amish.

@Telvannichad @Elfie @Loki @hideki Facts

So...Fallout?

@Jackuu @Elfie @hideki @Eris @Loki If the enclave were worshipping Saturn and summoning demons yeah

@Telvannichad @Eris @Elfie @Loki @hideki no mention of the Wakandans?

@HoleRipper @Telvannichad @Elfie @Loki @hideki That's Africa, DOOFUS

@Eris @HoleRipper @Elfie @Loki @hideki The thetans of Scientologists are prime material in rituals so the Anti-Christ tasks it government and their halfbreed hordes of fanatics to hunt the scientologists and to capture any samples of their strange technology.

@Eris @Elfie @HoleRipper @Loki @hideki I am now envisioning a sci-fi series where scientologists are fighting to escape the earth after the apocalypse where the Antichrist is ascendent over the fallen planet. With their technology powered by the energy of the thetans they save and bond with, the Antichrist has no idea how these strange technological wonders work since his powers are based entirely in corruption/subversion/domimation. Insert elite scientologist units or formation named after Hubbard books or Tom Cruise movie references.

@Telvannichad @Elfie @Eris @Loki @hideki The thetans bullshit is just a cover-up, they're hiding the fact that they're actually IRL Super Saiyans

@HoleRipper @Elfie @Eris @Loki @hideki They follow the SMT principle of capturing demons to fight for you except its alien souls and spirits instead.

@HoleRipper @Elfie @Eris @Loki @hideki The arch-heretic for the anti-christ is Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise's ex wife who REFUSED to convert to the true religion. Now she leads hordes of mutants and fallen beings in search of her ex husband to exact horrific revenge. Keeping his trapped forever in the Ruinous Power's divorce court for eternity to suffer at her hands.

@Telvannichad @Elfie @hideki @Eris @HoleRipper @Loki >Antichrist

Nigga, Xenu just needs to bust out of his magnetic prison and you've got all the apocalypse you need