Keisuke @keisuke@gameliberty.club

I'm a better PHP coder than Mike Tyson

Unbelivebol

The weather is very warm, and I'm fanning myself with the LP cover of Rockwell's "Somebody's Watching Me". It's a full size LP cover and it says here it only has one song per side....

We're still living in the Stone Age
We just teached a stone how to think.

We're gonna read Dune!

Huge anime tiddy

@beardalaxy i don't want to say nostalgia, but probably it is

@Kerosene Learned it the hard way

"god i can't wait to reach the uterus and be a cute little baby"
"man, we're inside an HP LASER JET PRO SERIE P1102"

@PublicLewdness How about: "Join the #iboughtwinrar tiktok challenge!"

My ears will stop existing after today.

Que se murio Ruben Moya, la voz de He-Man

>Enter twitter after like three days
>Have 1 (one) new notification

So this is how it feels to be a celebrity

Where are people gonna steal memes from now that reddit is F

There been instances where you are participating in some kind of mass protest, but then the side you're supporting starts collectively doing dumb shit.