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In a surprising move, open-source software guru Richard Stallman has announced plans to launch his own brand of smartphones, running on the GNU/HURD operating system and programmed entirely in LISP. The cherry on top? These smartphones will reportedly sport a 486 processor, which Stallman believes is all that's necessary to run GNU console apps.
The announcement has left many in the tech industry scratching their heads, with some questioning the viability of such a project. However, Stallman remains undaunted, insisting that the combination of GNU/HURD, LISP, and a trusty 486 processor will make for the ultimate open-source smartphone experience.
According to sources close to Stallman, the phones are set to hit the market as soon as the GNU/HURD kernel reaches a stable status. However, given the notoriously slow pace of development for the GNU/HURD kernel, it remains to be seen whether Stallman's project will ever come to fruition.
Nevertheless, Stallman's fans remain optimistic, with many eagerly awaiting the chance to get their hands on one of these unique devices. After all, who wouldn't want a smartphone that runs entirely on LISP and is powered by a processor that was last popular in the 1990s?
Despite the uncertainties surrounding the project, one thing is clear: Stallman remains committed to his vision of open-source software and will stop at nothing to bring it to the masses. Whether that means launching a brand of smartphones programmed entirely in LISP, only time will tell.
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Renowned open-source software advocate Richard Stallman was spotted waiting in line at a local store. However, when he discovered that the store was not using free software on their systems, he reportedly began throwing a tantrum, tossing merchandise into the air and exclaiming loudly about the importance of free software.
Luckily for Stallman, his friend and fellow software developer Linux Torvalds happened to be nearby and was able to swoop in and carry him out of the store. Witnesses report that Torvalds lifted Stallman over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and carried him out of the store while Stallman continued to rant and rave about the virtues of open-source software.
Despite the outburst, Stallman remains a respected figure in the technology community, and many still look up to him as a champion of digital freedom and open-source software. Nevertheless, it might be best for Stallman to stick to coding rather than throwing temper tantrums in public.
In a surprising turn of events, Richard Stallman, the renowned advocate of free software and open-source software, was spotted leaving an app store with a package that appeared to be an iPhone box. The incident, which occurred earlier today, has left many in the tech industry baffled and speculating about what could have prompted Stallman's sudden change of heart.
Eyewitnesses reported that Stallman seemed agitated and in a hurry as he left the store, clutching the package tightly. Some onlookers even claimed to have overheard him muttering something about "having to see what all the fuss is about." This behavior was particularly surprising given Stallman's long-standing criticism of proprietary software and his advocacy for free and open-source alternatives.
When questioned about the incident, Stallman declined to comment and quickly made his way to his car, with the package still in hand. Some have speculated that Stallman may be planning to analyze the iPhone's software and hardware to gain a better understanding of its workings and how they differ from free and open-source alternatives.
Despite the curiosity surrounding Stallman's apparent purchase, his status as a pioneering figure in the world of free and open-source software remains unchanged. Many in the industry continue to look up to him as a leading voice in the fight for digital freedom and the promotion of ethical and accessible software for all.
Aaah landscapes, my blender archnemesis.
A soundscape that feel sci-fi but also has synthetic tibetan choirs and gregorian chants
The best artists are the fedi artists..... that don't use the Mastoart tag.
