@prydt @druid @Boco watched yugioh abridged, learned all the bad words got an internet addiction.

@rizzo @prydt @druid Man, you kids today. I lost my purity the old-fashioned way, by my mom not properly screening the girls who would be watching me when I was eight.

@Boco @rizzo @prydt@niu.moe @druid How was it?

@matrix @druid @prydt @rizzo Haha. Pretty horrible, honestly. It's not like they accomplished much with and 8yo, despite their best efforts. Everything just kinda lead to being forced to lick things I had business licking at that age. It was a couple sisters who took turns dragging me into closets and saying shit like, "Your mom told you to play nice, right?"

@Boco @rizzo @prydt@niu.moe @druid That sound pretty awful. I'm sorry, I expected something more /ss/ tier.
I never understood why people want to have sex with kids. You can't even accomplish much in terms of sex with them.