do you think i could market "lovers smartlight systems" in which the smartlights of two long distance gfs (or bfs i guess, i don't judge) are synced so when one turns on the light in their room, the light in the other's room turns on? awful for energy efficiency, great for,,, something,

@pea i love how you consider both types of gay couple but not straight ones at all

@kurisu @pea they don't exist

@loki @pea @kurisu And yet.... ð¤ð¤ð¤ð¤

@druid @loki @kurisu @pea Nobody would be posting in this thread if straight couples didn't exist

@Majkatsu @kurisu @loki @pea I was more gonna bully Pea about her earlier posts but that's true (in before muh science)

@druid @kurisu @loki @pea Muh science doesn't really oppose this since the rate in which gay couples (read: cis lesbians only, there is no way for male couples or people otherwise born as male to reproduce with one another) reproduce is extremely low and depending on the method, requires someone to nut in you anyway but regardless statistically speaking it would be unlikely 1 out of 5 people in a thread was born to two mothers

@Majkatsu @pea @kurisu @druid oh my god it was a joke

@loki @druid @kurisu @pea I know, I just don't think jokes about unpersoning people is funny ð

@Majkatsu @pea @kurisu it was a commentary on how Mastodon has an extraordinarily high queer population to the point where, at least with my timeline and a large number of others (anecdotal, I know) that I've interacted with, very rarely see or interact with a straight person. Pretty sure @druid here is the only fully straight person I knowingly follow. Not through any intentional choice, just coincidence because most here are queer

@Majkatsu @pea @kurisu @druid of course they exist, no one in their right mind would unironically think that they don't

@loki @druid @kurisu @pea And yet plenty of these people that you are making a commentary about do, which is probably why they also don't interact with people who contradict their beliefs, aka existing at all

@Majkatsu @loki @druid @kurisu lol it's an absurd strawman to say any statistically significant portion of the queer population thinks straight people don't exist, given that our entire lives are surrounded and heavily affected by the influence of cishet folk

@pea @loki @druid @kurisu Nah, it's just the weirdos on here more or less

Unfortunately people are very stupid and enjoy living in cognitive dissonance since they also assume political positions that require that too