@scaryred24
3 words. Git gud scrub

@matrix
>ESC
You think he's playing with a keyboard and mouse? These pathetic fucks use a controller and beg for the next cutscene so they can take a break because the amount of soy they drink has made bloody video games make them tired.

@mrdaylight @matrix

>consoles don't have a pause button

nigger what

@fluffy They don't have an ESC key.

@mrdaylight don't be pedantic, they surely have something with equivalent functionality

@fluffy @mrdaylight @matrix DS4 has SHARE and OPTIONS, Xboner has three lines and two squares, Nintendo has + and -

@fluffy @matrix Don't be silly there is no such button, the game needs to exactly tell me what to do and needs to have 1h long unskippable black screens every 2h of gameplay so that I (a brain dead adult consumer) don't have to actually decide what is good for me and what is too much game at once. It also would be nice if games had a "watch game" button so that I don't actually have to do something as simple minded as play a game.

And yes The Last of Us is indeed my favourite game.

@Kanjirito @matrix

>needs to have 1h long unskippable black screens

this this this
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@nerthos @matrix THEY WANT MORE CUTSCENES...............................

@waifu @matrix Just play FFX lol

@nerthos @matrix final fantasy: a doom story

@waifu @matrix Yuna just grabs a BFG, who cares about summons, shoot your way through the stupid apocalypse beast.
Final boss is tidus laugh head

@nerthos @waifu @matrix Just play MGS4 lol