@matrix Hewwo dis ish teh FBI, Furry Bulge Inspection agency, coming to awwest u for poswession of an iwwegally big bulgie uwu. Now I will inspwect u.

*sniffs and notices ur bulge owo wats dis squeezie ur bulgie uwu ish sho juicy and big owo*
@matrix No problem. I would also see your doctor and get screened for cancer, you probably have some form of it now.
@Kahasi @matrix how awe u gwoing to fix this viowation, detective
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