@matrix meanwhile, dude secretly faps to sam from danny phantom
@matrix as a cis straight male i want to suck up to women so i have a chance of losing my virginity
@opal @matrix there are tons of normalish looking people on mastodong (their brains are abnormal of course) that whiteknight fugly obese thots and scary looking trannies, and i just can't wrap my head around it
defend attractive women if you must! even the stereotypical neckbeard fedoralord is better because they choose girls way out of their league
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defend attractive women if you must! even the stereotypical neckbeard fedoralord is better because they choose girls way out of their league
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@matrix "alt women" 
@deadheat
Alternative probably
@matrix What the fuck is going on with his hair
@matrix That's not how "cis straight male" is supposed to look...
He's a smackable face :blush_cirno: