@igeljaeger
Just fyi it's probably going to be some old lady

@matrix
I never said I'd rape my maid

@igeljaeger
Who talked about rape?

@matrix
How else do you get a maid to fuck you. Asking the one who washes your pants for a living to go on a date with you sounds real awkward

I once tried IRL and she told me she was worried about getting attached. /friendzoned
@igeljaeger @matrix

@cowanon
The second I try imagining that situation I get overwhelmed with unbearable cringe
@matrix

SHE was the one grabbing my ass and telling me she'd fuck me if I were younger than her. @igeljaeger @matrix

@cowanon
Ok just what the fuck
@matrix

Guess ladies from South America are more... forceful than us white folk.
@igeljaeger @matrix

@cowanon
A snuggle with a struggle
@matrix

I'd be perfectly fine with a Latina MILF holding me down by my wrists~
@igeljaeger @matrix

@cowanon
I didn't want to go into traumatic kink territory here
@matrix

@igeljaeger @cowanon @matrix But it's shota sunday!

I mostly like the idea of domming azn QT3.14s 20-30cm shorter than me but I'm flexible. @igeljaeger @matrix

@cowanon @igeljaeger @matrix ara ara
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