@igeljaeger @matrix I'll do you one better: I've read the novels. Well, most of them. I'm behind a few of them, but I think I might still be farther than the anime.

@alyx @matrix did you read the one where kirito jizzes "2 years worth of semen" into asuna?

Masterpiece

@igeljaeger @matrix
... No, not those...

@alyx @matrix that chapter is written by the official author, jsut saying

@igeljaeger @matrix
Wouldn't be surprised I guess. He's not exactly a great author. But at least he admits it himself.

@alyx @matrix I cant actually believe youd be able to read that garbage. Couldnt even stand the anime. And that shit has bright colors and flashy lights and tiddies to distract me

@igeljaeger @alyx @matrix I at least had the training to know to stay FAR away from that shit when I first got into anime. Everyone and their mother said it was trash. And not the good kind of trash either. It’s just bad.

@VD15 @alyx @matrix the animation is pretty good. And the music is good too. Which is the main reason people liked it. Well and the constant waifubaiting

@igeljaeger @VD15 @matrix
If it gives you any consolation, Kirito ends up in a coma sometime in the Aliciazation arc.

@alyx @VD15 @matrix he's barely even a character. Just a vessel for teens to project on to

@igeljaeger @matrix
I was wondering if it's any better than the adaptation. Then I started wondering where the shit would progress.