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@matrix @pasture I'm trying

@nepfag
I don't even know

@Grandtheftautism @matrix I haven't tried it yet

@Ox @matrix it was soggy and tasted like liquid smoke imho

@Grandtheftautism @Ox @matrix they were given them away a few weeks ago I couldn’t even try it for free. Even if that guy in the commercial with the cowboy hat said he was “a damn fool”

@Jdogg247 @Ox @matrix it also had a weird, spongy texture. Plus it cost a dollar more than a regular Whopper (not that those are good either, but it's edible). Maybe another store, one that doesn't have a reputation for "flame-broiled" flavor, might make a better-tasting fake burger, but it's gonna be hard to get around that kitchen-sponge texture.

I mean, there's nothing wrong with a little liquid smoke; I use it myself on certain things. It's not supposed to be a primary flavor though. If you go overboard with the liquid smoke, the food tastes the way those rancid little crunchies you clean out of the bottom of the barbeque smell.

@Grandtheftautism @matrix vegan burgers are usually a bit softer but not that soft

@Ox @matrix I've had a few different kinds of vegan burgers and the best ones are the ones that don't try to taste like beef. There was a mushroom vegetable one, can't remember the brand, that was actually good and I might have put it on the menu for lunches if it didn't happen to be ridiculously expensive, like $2 per party. I think is was moonrise farms or something like that.

@Ox @matrix *$2 per patty fuck you spellcheck

@Grandtheftautism @matrix I love any of the seitan ones, fried and crispy on the outside

@Ox @matrix yeah the good one was crispy on the outside and tasted vaguely like egg food yung, it was tasty but wildly overpriced

@matrix how are people outraged about dammn? I don't even...