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>"These measurements are essential, because during combat your roll may cause you to accidentally start raping your opponent, and how many hitpoints they lose depends on the mismatch between the circumference of your appendage and their orifice."
Why didn't I know learn about this sooner? 
@dwaltiz@pleroma.soykaf.com
@matrix ah yes, the tabletop rpg where the only viable move is to wrestle-rape anything that moves
