@xyfdi The TikTok view count goes brrrrr too

@matrix @xyfdi heartrate monitor goes *flatline*

@VD15 @matrix To be fair, it does lower the pressure on our healthcare system. 🙂

@xyfdi @matrix I think more healthcare systems should adopt the technique of taking a glock-18 to grandpa’s head.

@VD15 @matrix I support the act of euthanasia, although I would like to keep it... "not messy".

@matrix Who cares about TikTok? Its like a communist version of Vine.

@xyfdi @matrix Exactly