Holy crap I need a new battery for my phone.

Let's have an another "getting angry at phones" thread.

I want a new phone because I spilled coffee onto my current one and killed one of the speakers and the second one is crackling.
I have no clue what phone. I want flagship specs. I want it under 5 inches. I really like front facing speakers, but the current trend is front being display only.
Essentially there's no phone for me.
The iPhone SE looks the best and Apple is slightly better at privacy than Google, but I want emulators and Apple doesn't allow them on the AppStore. And it also don't have tap to wake.