@VD15 Fuck 'em

@VD15 @matrix THOSE BASTARDS KIDNAPPED OUR BROTHERS

@Meeper @matrix Yeah? Well I’d like to see Séamus afford a space program any time soon! You want ‘em back? You come and take ‘em!

@VD15 @matrix

You bastards… I’ll tell you that the dublin spire wasn’t just a piece of decoration…

@Meeper @matrix Launch your space nukes if you dare, but I’d like to see you try and get my Honda Civic from down there!

@VD15 @matrix Haha dumb brits you’re so weak you need the nippons for your cars! What are you going to do now that you are all alone, there is no sea to sail now!

@Meeper @matrix Three words: Martian slave trade

@VD15 @matrix Demented Muppets! You’ve gone so far down into your delusions that you now see fantasies. We know that the martians aren’t real. And even if they were; you can’t sail the empty space with your ships! The empire is gone

@Meeper @matrix Who needs a ship when the entire country’s in orbit? We’ll just strap a rocket engine onto the Isle of Wight and bob’s our uncle!

@VD15 @matrix You’re engineering has been outdated since the 19th century. We’d love to see you crash into mars, just spare our (misguided) brothers

@VD15 @matrix

Relocating Irish-Americans to Ireland will make the Irish happy

I promise