@matrix When did all of you first suspect game urinalists were full of shit? I caught my first whiff when they collectively jizzed all over "masterpiece of the art form" Doom 3 only for it to be a claymation-looking snoozer.
@cowanon@matrix When they kept predicting NintenDOOM every year even after the Wii came out and became ridiculously successful, because that idiot Michael Pachter kept saying that the Wii would suddenly stop selling any day now.
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