@matrix

When you are asleep, that's when I creep,
and I lick all the butter in your fridge.

When you are not awake, I unwrap your Lando O' Lakes,
and I lick all the butter in your fridge.

So have some Blue Bonnet, I've practically spat upon it,
when I licked all the butter in your fridge.

Or have some Parkay, it contains my D-N-A.
from when I licked...
all the butter...
In.
Your.
Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiidgeee.