You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Harvard Business School, and I've been involved in numerous secret meetings on Epstein's Island, and I have over 300 confirmed rapes. I am trained in investment funds and I'm the top hedge fund of all Wall Street. You are nothing to me but just another stock. I will trade you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with destroying our financial system on the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Mossad spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, goy. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can buy anywhere, anytime, and I can bankrupt you in six million ways, and that's just with my piggy bank. Not only am I extensively trained in talmudic finance, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Mainstream Media and I will use it to its full extent to ruin your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" joke was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking wallet. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking bankrupt, kiddo.

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