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Let's troll America by standarizing an even more confusing unit of measurement.
Like, idk... measuring temperatures relative to the temperature for a perfect cup of coffee. But instead of being linear, we make it in a logarithmic scale. Not just that but it is in base 16.
Like, idk... measuring temperatures relative to the temperature for a perfect cup of coffee. But instead of being linear, we make it in a logarithmic scale. Not just that but it is in base 16.
Dates will be represented as mm/yy/dd. Distances will be measured in legs (the average lenght of an orange orangutan leg). Sizes will be measured in dicks (the average lenght of a donkey dick). For time, we'll just use UNIX timestamps, but the epoch will be 6/9/69 (according to the specified time format).
