@Publius @matrix You should buy me a few

@galena @matrix

What would I get in return though? Doing it for free would make me a simp

(I get handjobs from myself in exchange for buying steam games for myself)

@Publius @matrix Well you're on paypig dot org so I figured I'd push my luck and try to get free shit from you
Normally when my paypig does things for me I call them a dumb sow and encourage them to humiliate themselves in public as a reward, but I'm not really looking to expand my harem at the moment, so I've got nothing for you.