@matrix
when young: I'm going to call you Sean. Yeah that's a cool name too that your mother gave you, Sean.
when military: *look down at name tag*
when business: hey, let me give you my business card. And yours? Thanks *look at card*
when old: WHO ARE YOU AGAIN? WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?
when remote: *look at name in UI*
when in a romcom: *wait for her to go to the bathroom, then dig through her purse, then get caught in her purse, then get caught not knowing her name*