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You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling don’t unionize

Santa Jeff is moving to town

You made a wishlist
He forwarded it twice
He already knows who's naughty or nice
AWS is used by Glowies

He sees you when you're sleeping
And he knows when you're awake
You stupid motherfuckers
Use Alexa everyday

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
'Cause Santa Jeff will move fullfilment to other town
(Oh, let's go)

He sees you when you're slacking
And he knows when you're awake
And he knows if you've fulfilled your quota
So go back to work for goodness sake!

You better watch out
You better not complain
Don’t try a lawsuit
I'm telling you why
Santa Jeff will drone strike your town

You better watch out
You better not cry
Don’t do report
I'm telling you why
Santa Jeff is coming
I mean a rich weird guy with a droopy eye
He's coming to town
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