@matrix i am so distraught about having to take this action that I'm recording it and broadcasting it to complete strangers.

Yeah okay bitch, let me know when you start committing war crimes in bosnia.
@matrix
I was hoping she would eat it and be all like, "What the fuck have I been doing with my life for the past 2 years," instead I get pure cringe. Sad.
@matrix Oh, you one of those. Yeah, time to go off and fap over Tor
@matrix I kept waiting for it to take a turn for the better or a joke to happen; but no. It was just a cringe woman being cringe.
@matrix girls pitying themselves online for attention isn't really a zoomer thing
@matrix sharks are based because they will never be sorry for eating humans.
@matrix that text to speech voice just elevates every oneof these into the most surreal humor
@Wormwood @matrix "I'm literally having a breakdown over this piece of fish! :D ARR-ENN! :DDD"
@matrix What's worse than doing the Youtuber Voice? A teenage girl doing it
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