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One of the games I used to play was tell girls that I have a micropenis.
I was like a 6/10, so I had to come up with clever ways to get chicks to bed.
Anyway, girls would be so intrigued by this statement. They really wanted to see it. I'd act all bashful, give some made up story about girls in high school laughing at me, and they'd be all into it.
Then I'd get a girl back to my place, and she would be pleasantly surprised that I had an average sized dick, and while it's out, might as well fuck.

I think girls knew that I was lying, but they just wanted to go along with the stupid game because they could tell themselves that they didn't just want to see some stock because they're a slut.
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