@matrix

How can the earth be round if I can draw a straight line on the ground?!

Checkmate
@FailurePersonified @matrix lol water always straight and finds the lowest point right? I'm glad that I live on the northern hemisphere, close to the north pole...

🙄 But those poor people on the southern hemisphere 🤔 - is that where the mermaids come from?

Ever tried dropping water on a ball? lol seems like those beyond the equator wouldn't get any water lol, or very little... it would just fall off the side...

Does it rain upwards in australia? 🤣 don't they get headaches from being upside down all day?

hm... geomagnetism... iron core in the earth... I don't think water sticks to magnets does it? 🤭

Airplanes fly in straight lines right? do they have to go up higher when they cross the equator, and go lower when further away? to mimic "the curvature of the earth... Else if they kept the same height, their measurement tools would think they are going up or down...

Do boats have a flexible part in the middle? to make the bend when let's say, you want to sail from china to california...

Here from the netherlands it seems more logical to fly to the west when wanting to go to california... But maybe its shorter when we fly east? because that stuff inbetween - we cant see in our map... hawaii etc lol... no clue how far that is from china... according to our map lol... U'd have to fly all across the world to the east 🤣 over america, europe & india etc... to go from hawaii to china 🤭

What happens to the rain that falls just to the sides of the ball we supposedly live on? It would be odd if rain never misses earth lol... is "heaven" equally high everywhere? lol... or is it closer at the northpole? 😜

If I cross the northpole from here, I would be much sooner in australia and new zealand... its much closer! Why do we only go left and right? east and west all arround - but never north and south (up and down)...

Land down Under... well just go up head for helsinki, turn left & immer gerade aus and u'll find australia... lol or india if u missed a bit xD or africa - if u missed a lot 🤣

hm... its weird, odd, and silly... curved water lol... yet here we use water to see how straight something is 😜 don't you? lol proving the curvature of the earth by looking at the oceans, is like proving a ball is round by looking at a straightedge 🤭...

Oh well - luckily I'm not a scientist - lol I can't make sense out of nonsense... luckily I'm not a globalist and probably will never leave this beautiful town haha..

I don't fly :), i dont go into space lol - all that blackmagic voodoo stuff is not for me 🤣 - but its fun to wonder about 🙃 - atleast for a simple country yokel like myself ☕😁👌 Cheers!
@DaveyDelimbo @matrix

Makes sense to me 😂
(((They))) just need you to believe; who are (((they))) I’ll let the audience figure that one out :laughing_cirno:
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