@matrix The fact that this doesn't account for relativity bugs me
@matrix I STILL GOT AN ANSWER GREATER THAN LIGHTSPEED FUCK

holy shit i actually remember seeing this like 12 years ago
@matrix

@matrix if his come is faster than speed of light his cum would easily so easily will pierce on that lolis face out or mouth right?

@projectmirai39 @matrix
Maybe it would be gone so fast that it has no chance to interact with anything?
@projectmirai39 @matrix it would be
So much worse

Rough calculations show the kinetic energy of such an ejaculation would be 8.6e36 joules, or 2.06e+21 MT of tnt

@matrix most likely his cum is the reason most galaxies in the universe have a milk-like coloration

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