@LouisConde Celtic Folk Song: I stabbed an Anglo or an Anglo collaborator and stole his money; time to drink myself to death
Western Europe Folk song: I like my food
Slavic Folk Song: By the grace of God I am alive by a thread, allow me to regale you with a tale of the eternal suffering that is my life as a farmer/soldier/pilot/desk jockey/other
2/3 will make it.