@matrix cheez

@matrix That's expensive as fuck, hundreds of dollars. Thousands depending on the type

@matrix fuck that's a damn good gift

@matrix that's so cheesy

@matrix kinda cute

@matrix have some crackers
yum

@matrix Okay, but where's the joke?

@matrix I mean honestly... a wheel of cheese can easily cost around 900 bucks...
So that's a pretty expensive gift.

@matrix she doesnt deserve him