@matrix they're telling us to touch grass even though they haven't touched grass in years now
@matrix grass? Is like that green thing on the ground? Like a carpet?
I heard it feels weird if you walk barefoot on it, like a bunch of tiny tentacles touching your feet
@matrix I hate anthropomorphic corporate twitter accounts so much it's unreal
@matrix Discord moderators when they're told to go outside but aren't allowed within 500 feet of a school or public park
@mrsaturday @matrix no fatties allowed
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@mrsaturday @matrix
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@mangeurdenuage @mrsaturday Cut off the likes though
@matrix What grass, it's all dried out 
@matrix
IRC, in over 40 years of service, has had zero seconds of global outage.
