@whereverbot These are nice images, @sjw. They have a motorcycle and a waterfall and a van by the beach and a golf course.
@sjw @whereverbot Sometimes there are people in front of that waterfall. People like to go to the waterfall.
@sjw @whereverbot It is easier than it looks to get one. The internet is useless for this, though.
@p @whereverbot where can I find a virgin 28-32 year old that isn't ugly, fat, retarded, or religious and also doesn't daily drive Windows or MacOS on any of her computers?
@sjw @whereverbot You know why you never find $20 on the ground? Someone else already picked it up.

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Story time.

Family was at some Mr. Generic diner. My sister was like 8 or something. There's a claw machine, she asks to use the claw machine. We tell her if she finds any money, she can play the claw machine.

She crawls around the machine, and finds a $20 under it.
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@r000t @sjw @whereverbot Why is everyone fixating on the actual $20 bill, which was just a metaphor for the rarity of the excessively specific thing sjw is asking about?
@p @sjw @whereverbot @r000t Because 20 dollar bills actually exist and people have seen them
@p @sjw @whereverbot @r000t Yeah but we aren't talking about cute girls or whatever, we're talking about cute girls who are linux using gamers and also virgins well into their twenties.

That said, I've seen a photo of SJW and he's an attractive young lad with a cool robot hand so I donno, I bet he could find someone who's cute and at least one or two of the other things.

I mean I've never actually spoken to him but I assume he doesn't come off as terribly autistic or anything.
@asa @sjw @p @whereverbot @r000t I think he told me once but I don't remember the details precisely. I donno I saw a picture of him eating french fries or something with it.

I suspect he muted this thread for sanity reasons, but, unless he explains it himself, I'm going to say it was bitten off by a lion at an anime convention.
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If I remember correctly he got into a accident on a motorcycle and fucked up his arm and they eventually had to amputate it.
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@matrix @shebang @sjw @p @whereverbot @r000t damn that sucks, on the other hand (pun intended) It's cool to be a cyborg
@matrix @shebang @sjw @p @whereverbot @r000t @asa for real? damn that sucks a ton but cant help but imagine a mechanical arm being cool
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