@KonataWagner1066 @LovecraftEnthusiast @matrix Few things are more erotic than burning jews.

@KonataWagner1066 @LovecraftEnthusiast @matrix okay, i will do a better one.

I have a recurring sex fantasy, that i’m gassing jews, with the gas from my farts after eating beans with chipotle, there’s a machine that extracts the farts from my ass, the seat of the machine is the flayed face of a jew, and the duct that connects to my ass to extract the gas are the severed lips from a jew child, the machine sucks all gas from my insides and proceeds to spray it on a chamber filled with jews, men, women, children, elderly, newborns and jew women giving birth, my fart gas kills them all slowly, they puke, their eyes bleed, they slowly die breathing my farts, that makes my dick so erect, i have came multiple times to that fantasy, i cum really hard to the idea of killing jews with my farts.

@KonataWagner1066 @LovecraftEnthusiast @matrix that is one of my few original copy pastas, cuz muh linux, i got a script to select a copypasta from a dir and copy it to the clipboard, all without opening a file or clicking, talk about optimized shitposting.

@KonataWagner1066 @vpbroadcastb @matrix @LovecraftEnthusiast i do got some 30 or so copy pastas.

@vpbroadcastb @matrix @KonataWagner1066 @LovecraftEnthusiast i use rofi (a better dmenu) for picking, got a keybind to launch rofi, and the rofipastas script is on my path, so i don’t even need to type on a terminal

@vpbroadcastb @matrix @KonataWagner1066 @LovecraftEnthusiast whole process is as follows:

>hit keybind >type pastas in rofi >hit enter >start typing title of pasta >hit enter >paste pasta on thread

that is all, optimized copypasta posting.