unobtanium
@matrix IIRC they mentioned that failing to mine the ….ugh….unobtainium of that world would endanger the literal galaxy-spanning economy for mankind. Fag-man’s pursuit of mediocre pussy doomed billions to starvation and suffering, and he will forever remain an outcast among people who hate him
@WashedOutGundamPilot @matrix But he got weird alien snatch and connected to a brain tree or something so damning all of his relatives and friends was surely an easy choice.
@matrix @WashedOutGundamPilot @matrix The sequel has to be cartoonishly unrealistic because the realistic sequel involves the human fleet occupying that planet, relocating the entire population to an offworld reservation (if they're feeling nice) and strip mining the moon clean.
@Sprayfoam_Sal @WashedOutGundamPilot @matrix Why are they even back there in the first place?
@matrix @SettlerLife @WashedOutGundamPilot @matrix The cat people all got high on space ayahuasca and hallucinated they overcame their boogeyman one last time before the Human Star Armada shoved a planet cracker right up the trunk of their USB tree.
@matrix If you put me in charge of avatar 2
it would be a 15 minute short of the might of the Human miltary (not just a pussy mining security force) slaughtering the tree hippies to klendathu drop
it ends with the humans dropping rods from god on their gay ass tree
it would be a 15 minute short of the might of the Human miltary (not just a pussy mining security force) slaughtering the tree hippies to klendathu drop
it ends with the humans dropping rods from god on their gay ass tree
@matrix There were so many things that didn't add up on that movie
>humans have ships capable of ftl
>somehow have an energy crisis at the same time
>have not encountered any other aliens and traded shit with them instead
Biggest of all though, if you need the shit that badly but don't want to gas the treenigger just take the other deposits for now and get a bore drill to dig under the fucking tree.
>humans have ships capable of ftl
>somehow have an energy crisis at the same time
>have not encountered any other aliens and traded shit with them instead
Biggest of all though, if you need the shit that badly but don't want to gas the treenigger just take the other deposits for now and get a bore drill to dig under the fucking tree.
@matrix I should finally sit down and watch Avatar.