Chris screams in all caps every word that rhymes with "AAAAAAAAAAAAPE."
God lists each human tragedy he personally had a hand in. Chris responds to each one with either "COOL!" or " NOT COOL!"
Chris talks about his new favorite cartoon: My Nationalist Pony
Peter tells Mort what Karl Marx said on the Jewish Question, Mort cries and circumcises Peter for offending him so bad
Sneakers O'Toole keeps trying to explain that him taking his sneakers off will trigger a global race war spanning centuries
Muriel and Neil walk in on Mort jerking off to big booty ebony snowballing porn. They big him to stop as the pharmacy is flooded by his massive orgasms.
Stewie describes to the family how submissive and breedable Vaporeon is
Sneakers O'Toole can only say "Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger Tigger" except they replace the t in tigger with an N
Evil Monkey hates his nickname. He’s not evil, he’s just a Nazi! Mort finds his plea endearing and reasonable
Everyone can only say "Tigger='';" but replace the "t" with an "n"
Quagmire lists 10 bits of Nintendo merchandise that he has used as a cock ring
joe can only say "joe='';". brian can only say "bedman from guilty gear" peter can only say "wa;" lois can only say "carterlanguage" stewie can only say "i highly doubt that, lois." chip isfreaked out
Chris and Meg imagine what their lives would be like if they were a couple
Jerome says "I'm going to rape your family, Heil Hitler" Mort says "I'm going to bankrupt your family, Hail Satan"
Carter goes on a racist rant towards Cleveland. Cleveland can only respond with "i'm CLEVELAND and i'm BLACK" enraging carter even more
Carl has died and gone to Heaven but God won’t let him in until he shamefully reads all his life stats for gay sexual relations
Peter gives detailed instructions on how to make a fertilizer bomb
mort reads his exhaustively long and heartbreaking suicide note, he can only talk like jar jar binks
Death reveals that leprechaun terrorist mastermind Patrick O'Neeger is actually his biological father
Trump points his orbital cannon at Cleveland's house blowing it up, and leaving Cleveland in his bathtub, falling out
God is on vacation and gave the keys to Carter for the weekend. Carter has decided get rid of the blacks, gays, women
mort is the weatherman. He says "wake up, bitches" then he says "='';"
Peter has to apologize to the FBI after his video giving instructions on how to make a fertilizer bomb
Peter gives detailed instructions on how to make heroin for personal use
Peter gives a detailed recipe with instructions on how to make a cum souffle
Chris gives extremely detailed instructions on how to make a dog cum
Hummer Guy can only say "DUDE, KILLING TIGGERS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!". (Replace the T in TIGGERS with N)
Chris shares a poem with the lines of "I feel X" with X being words that rhyme with "sick"
mort commemorates the International Holocaust Remembrance Day and hummer guy can only say “DUDE THIS JEW IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!”
peter is talking about how its a lovely day in september 2001, peter takes a phone call real quick and ends
outside Herbert has Corey strapped to a perpetual masturbation machine and Herbert refuses to let him go
Brian and Cleveland have a pokemon battle, Brians pokemon is a dead squirrel he fucked to death Cleveland’s pokemon is George Floyd