>live in the USA
>"huh I'm hungry I should get something to eat"
>drive to the grocery store that's 45 minutes away from your house
>recorded by flock cameras the whole time
>buy a bag of premixed salad for 25 dollars
>immediately get explosive diarrhea
>end up dehydrated and in the hospital
>Hospital charges you 300,000 dollars
>go home
>pay taxes to provide free healthcare for the IDF soldier who's job it is to collect semen from dead guys