Kill aliens. Behead aliens. Roundhouse kick a alien into the concrete. Slam dunk a alien baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy greens. Defecate in a aliens food. Launch aliens into the sun. Stir fry aliens in a wok. Toss aliens into active volcanoes. Urinate into a aliens gas tank. Judo throw aliens into a wood chipper. Twist aliens heads off. Report aliens to the IRS. Karate chop aliens in half. Curb stomp pregnant aliens. Trap aliens in quicksand. Crush aliens in the trash compactor. Liquefy aliens in a vat of acid. Eat aliens. Dissect aliens. Exterminate aliens in the gas chamber. Stomp alien skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate aliens in the oven. Lobotomize aliens. Mandatory abortions for aliens. Grind alien fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown aliens in fried chicken grease. Vaporize aliens with a ray gun. Kick old aliens down the stairs. Feed aliens to alligators. Slice aliens with a katana.
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