Peter has to apologize to the FBI after his video giving instructions on how to make a fertilizer bomb
God is on vacation and gave the keys to Carter for the weekend. Carter has decided get rid of the blacks, gays, women
Trump points his orbital cannon at Cleveland's house blowing it up, and leaving Cleveland in his bathtub, falling out
Death reveals that leprechaun terrorist mastermind Patrick O'Neeger is actually his biological father
mort reads his exhaustively long and heartbreaking suicide note, he can only talk like jar jar binks
Carl has died and gone to Heaven but God won’t let him in until he shamefully reads all his life stats for gay sexual relations
I'm the joke, but you're the punchline.
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