"I have removed my package manager, how can I recover? [...] I had some problems with dpkg, so I ran `apt remove dpkg` and then typed 'Yed, do as I say!'. But when I tried to run `apt install dpkg` I have found that dpkg and apt have disappeared. [...] Please give me a solution."
@cptcrucias Even if tyrants take complete control of the internet and ensure No Fun Allowed, I'll still be meeting with fellow thought criminals at cyberspeakeasies handing out infodisks of illegal pepe memes until the hypercops capture me and force me to admit I love Big Brother