If a porn prohibition is ever in effect I will become the hentai Al Cumpone and will order my trap soldiers to anal sex every person responsible for the porn bans and when they're done having their anuses filled to the brim with boisemen people will remember the day as the "Saint Valentine's Day ASSacre" aHR0cHM6Ly9nYW1lbGliZXJ0eS5jbHV…
once I had a friend in a groupchat who always posted images I saw hours ago on my timeline and elsewhere, I lightly bullied him for it but just a little because it was cute in a way - like seeing parts of your timeline in slow motion, interpolated with other stuff (we're still friends and still in the same chat, he just stopped doing that)
point being that somehow, @matrix naturally took on his role and I can't even feel angry