matrix07012 
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I'm the joke, but you're the punchline.
I run this website. I like posting funnies and fugging lolis.
Joined Oct 2018
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every day I feel more and more like post-modernism is evil
not "evil" as a figure of speech - but literal, metaphysical evil
not "evil" as a figure of speech - but literal, metaphysical evil
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Cousin is loosing hair and getting fat, it's very obvious that he's a dad now.
@kekservative
Yeah basically. Commies and Nazis view most things the same way and just disagree and what's correct opinion on those things.
@ChristiJunior @Cleisthenes @badboyapollo
@r000t Mostlikely
@sjw@neckbeard.xyz
Or the LTE is low band while 5G midband.
@kekservative
No, you are taking the SJW position. Tolkien wasn't a fan of this bullshit.
@ChristiJunior @Cleisthenes @badboyapollo
@sjw@neckbeard.xyz
Wait what. That's a gigantic difference. That must be from a closer BTS.
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Amber (@amber@toot.site)
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I saw 1.2353 inches of a girl's shoulder today
I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity.
What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my dick was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.
It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder.
The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children.
When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies.
As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions.
I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity.
What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my dick was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.
It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder.
The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children.
When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies.
As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions.
@Cleisthenes Surprisingly no. He was a writer for Dragon Age: Inquisition though.
@sjw@neckbeard.xyz What's your LTE speed in the same spot?
@badboyapollo Would you go?
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